Beginnings

Well.

I'm often embarrassed, truth be told, by the contents of some musicians' blogs.
So often they are either heaps of far-too-personal confidences involving the exact location of their new, drunkenly-acquired tattoo and the number of mojitos they consumed the previous night, or else they are so boring and lame that it forever rips the veil of happy illusion from our eyes to read them.
I could cite a certain celebrity's blog which is supposedly written by her revolting little dog, but I'll refrain.
Just this once.

Perhaps I'll be just as silly here - I do hope not.
Perhaps if I begin to maunder on in too-revealing fashion you'll write to me and set me straight.
Or just send a letter bomb; either way, I'll take the hint.